Holiday Parties… Spring Breaks…
Decoded 2023 - present (freelance ACD-writer) Miami Ad School 2002-2004
T-Mobile San Francisco, London, Prague
TBWA Chiat/Day LA 2021- 2023 (freelance ACD-writer) University of Colorado, Boulder 1998-2001
Jack in the Box, Blue Diamond, Behr Paint, Palo Alto Networks
Venables Bell & Partners 2021 (freelance ACD-writer)
Audi, Tile.
Meta 2020-2021. (freelance)
Disney 2019-2020. (freelance)
Omelet 2018 - 2019.City of LA, Dolby, Walmart
72andSunny 2013 - 2018. Coors, truth, Starbucks,
Call of Duty, Carl’s Jr.
FCB 2005 - 2013. Taco Bell, Smokey Bear, PetCo
Two Truths, and a Trump…
My first career was handing out samples at Costco.
I worked the graveyard shift on the assembly line of the American Girl doll factory.
While in the U.S. Coast Guard, I served on Adolph Hitler's flagship of the German Navy, taken as a war prize during WWII.
I'm not great at counting.